WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.
I learned how to selfies from a teenage girl, circa 2005. Never upped my game.
A list I found on the ground at work. It seems to be cats vs. dogs, pros and cons. As you can see, cats are clearly better because they take batteries instead of extension cords.
Kirsten Dunst’s cover of this song is the most random thing ever. #nippon
My tingly parts are all atwitter. #Nintendo #SmashBros
This is the only thing I could find to eat in the whole house. Best case it is from 2013.
Ladies and gentlemen, sentence of the year.
Bought some cards for #EDH! #mtg #cmdr
My mom is the best. #MarketBasket
You know what’s awesome? Garish DLC placeholders in menus. Goddammit, #Nintendo.
I really hope Kiss My Love Goo isn’t the full name of this song… #HairNation #HairMetal